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stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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did-you-kno:

For his cameo role in Dirty Dancing Havana Nights, Patrick Swayze received $5 million.  Yet, he was only paid $200,000 for filming Dirty Dancing.
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did-you-kno:

For his cameo role in Dirty Dancing Havana Nights, Patrick Swayze received $5 million.  Yet, he was only paid $200,000 for filming Dirty Dancing.

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"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

(Source: starlorrd, via tennantofthetardis)

did-you-kno:

There are only 2 people alive who know the ‘recipe’ of Coca-Cola… and they aren’t allowed to travel on the same place in case it crashes.
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did-you-kno:

There are only 2 people alive who know the ‘recipe’ of Coca-Cola… and they aren’t allowed to travel on the same place in case it crashes.

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copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

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bootycap:

interviewer: “after winter soldier, where is cap?”

chris: “he’s in avengers 2!”

friends: i need a new profile picture

me: i need a new face

"Is your friendship with Robert Downey Jr. in real life as good as it is on the screen between your characters?" Better. We have a really good friendship. We’ve known each other since before Zodiac. And he’s kind of like an older brother that I wish I had. He sort of looks out for me, and I remember when the role came up in the movie, I reached out to him, I was nervous about it, I said “I don’t know if I can do this” and he said “It’s alright buddy, I gotcha.”

(Source: ruffaloon, via bootycap)

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

(via tennantofthetardis)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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